I was in a 3-day first aid course from Monday to Wednesday this week.
I have passed the exam and am officially qualified as a first aider despite asking my instructor the following questions:
“Do I really need to touch the causality’s lips when I apply mouth-to-mouth CPR?”
“Isn’t the best way to get water out of a drowned child’s lungs turning him/her upside down and shaking?”
“May I have a color different from the standard green for my first aid bag when I am qualified?”
Not to mention I presented my book to the whole class and distributed my promotional postcards on the first day of the course. Yes, I did manage to sell three copies to my classmates.