I am taking a few days off from work and this morning I decided to visit 
Hampton Court Palace. Worried that the Prosecco in my fringe might go flat soon, I had a glass for breakfast before embarking on my journey.
When I arrived at the train station, I could not find the platform for my train. Then I asked the staff and he politely replied, “According to the paper you showed me, you should go to the Waterloo station and this is the London Bridge station!”. I said “thank you” in an equally Britishly polite way and swiftly took the underground to the Waterloo station. For some strange reason, I could not find my train again. The staff (obviously not the same person as this is no joke) said “This is Waterloo East and according to your paper, it says Waterloo. They are not the same.”
Well, perhaps Prosecco breakfast was not the best idea for me :s